Is It Okay To Purchase Your Wife A Roomba For Christmas Time?
My family and I sat within our particular seats, suffering a barrage of getaway commercials whenever Santa unexpectedly showed up from the TV, gushing over some state-of-the-art vacuum that, based on him, had been the right xmas present.
“We require a brand new vacuum,” my wife stated.
“Great,” I responded. “i would like some more gifts for you personally.”
“You’re not receiving me personally that for xmas,” she said.
“It violates ‘The Rule.’”
Oh, yes, The Rule. A decree that, if our wedding were a written agreement drawn up by a lawyer, would read the following:
Those cool little omelet flippers, and even diamond encrusted, decorative lamps under no circumstances will husband present wife at Christmas with ANY product containing an electrical cord, including, but not limited to: vacuums, hair dryers, blenders. Weiterlesen